I find it ironic that homeless people are so good in bed
He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
She fell down the stairs and hit her head on the concrete. Then she stood up, flashed us and stumbled away. I forgot to get her number..
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
Let me start this apology by saying you were the finest piece of ass I ever had.
i ate a whole tub of butter with my hands last night. don't tell me about rock bottom
Hey, don't think you remember me but we met last night. I'm conducting a survey this morning its only one question: Have you seen Rob since 1am?
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
Just got a 200 dollar safe, two jars, and a 500 pack of rubber bands.. This doesn't SCREAM drug dealer does it?
...you should fill the cart some more
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
I don't want to be "that guy" but I may have accidentally sent a dick pic to your mom
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
When God closes one door, he opens up a taller, smarter, more successful door, with a bigger cock and nicer teeth.
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