There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
My mom just used the words "ice cunt". It may be an interesting day afterall.
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I wouldnt consider it a good Wednesday if there wasn't any projectile vomit involved
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found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
I don't know where I am and I feel like a hippo shat in my mouth. This sofa is comfy though.
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Dude, double fisting packs of Ramen saved my life last night
a pizza costume came into my possession last night. needless to say i showed up to his house wearing only the pizza, shouting "delivery" into his window.
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
I found a door knob in my purse this morning, I hope whoever it belonged to doesn't need it today.
hahahah
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
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