Three words: puerto rican gang bang
I'm trying this new thing, it's called standards
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
They upped the price of Plan B! Rite-aid is going to be the reason I have illegitimate kids.
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
I miss living with her. She was the only person who was a bigger train wreck than I am.
He's just sitting there staring at my sisters teddy bear hoping it will come to life.
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
Totally clawed myself in the face during sex. I can die happy?
yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
I'm basically the yoda of knowing when someone wants to sleep with you
I ACCIDENTALLY MURDERED MY COUSIN
HOW DO YOU ACCIDENTALLY MURDER YOUR COUSIN
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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