so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
Just found a shot glass and plan b in my backpack...
Im guessing the shot glass is for plan c?
Just read my long term horoscope. I'm not gonna get laid for another 2 years.
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
Using that mug my little cousin painted for me as an ashtray for my weed...at least next time he asks me if I'm using it I can say yes
But first time having sex and he went down on me twice?! I'm gonna marry this guy
I'll make sure to include that in my bridesmaid toast
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
The ONLY reason I am doing laundry is because all my sweatpants are dirty.
I need to stop agreeing to hang out with people when I'm drunk.
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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