I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
Just got high and apologized to my vagina for getting chlamydia
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
Steven and I talked about running for office again today. It's fucked that my 3 dream jobs are marijuana bakery owner, bar owner, and president.
just caught myself putting beer in the oven and pizza in the fridge. i should be a trainwreck by tonight.
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
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