Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
My grandma paid her handyman in pain killers. I now know why this is in my genes
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
Just heard an advertisement for 40 proof chocolate milk. We may never have to grow up
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
guess who's bored in chemistry researching how to sneak weed through airport security in her vagina?
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
Apparently we don't communicate very well unless we're drunk and/or naked
I feel like I beer bonged a ton of asbestos
You peed in my kitchen, while crying and insisting my floor was a toilet.
Fuck you and your widespread penis snapchat
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
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