i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
And then you told your sister how horrible of a friend I was because I couldn't get you cheese fries...
She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
He was trying to put his hand up my shirt but I remembered the coke was stashed in my bra so I moved his hand to my pants
You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
who put toothpaste on EVERY doorknob in my house?!
Mega depressed bro. Had the greatest sex with the hottest girl I've ever seen and in the AM she gave me that look I've given dozens of times. I'm her drunken fat chick fuck
while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
I feel sorry for the person who's phone number is 704-1776 cause from now on I'm giving that number to every guy I never wanna talk to again. Happy Independence Day
So yeah, my old kindergarten teacher just asked me who gave me the hickies on me neck.
If you're gonna show up unannounced on hangover day, you better have coffee doughnuts and a boner
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
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