I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
We haven't even started dating yet but I already decided I'm going to cheat on her
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
can i text him and be like "oh yeah, forgot i kinda made out with a girl this weekend. For future reference, does this count as cheating?" ?
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
You know it's going to be a good night when you're barking by 8:20.
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
He looked at me and just said "moist". The entire party shut down from uncomfortableness. He is an anti-party wizard.
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
So, then you thought it was a good idea to dress up like the Hamburglar, buy a bag full of McDonalds hamburgers, go to Burger King and throw them at everyone while screaming "HAMBURGLAR!". At that point there was no stopping you.
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