I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
Even after projectile vomiting watermelon on the beach, it still sounds appetizing.
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
That moment when your fucking in an airport bathroom and forget to lock the door. That poor man...scarred forever...
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
Just puked in front of a high school tour group. Based on the standing ovation, we have a solid group of freshman coming in this fall.
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
I've just realized that today's rations have consisted of turkey bacon and jack Daniels.
Her dad had just brought down their giant American flag for 4th of July and we fucked on it. I have never been more patriotic
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