it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
I just came to the conclusion that the most depressing part of my day is when I have to put clothes on.
This beer is not sobering me up at all
So i closed my laptop as i started to fall off my bed and then i caught myself and realized that moment of catching myself is the difference between tuesday and friday.
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I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
Hey it happens. Think of it this way- you didn't wake up in jail, your face wasn't inexplicably busted and you still have all your teeth. In this group of friends, you're on top!
I'm convinced my penis is the only thing holding this relationship together.
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
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At this point i guess a traditional, non-life-threatening pity fuck is too much to ask for
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
Thanks for your faith in my ability to stay sober while writing final essays. It's...unearned.
I'm sad about how hungover I'm gonna feel tomorrow.
Just broke into the basement of my house via my american red cross blood donor card. I officially save lives
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