is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
that thing about your dad's boner was meant to be a compliment
I just caught my mom fingering herself in the bathroom...Im moving out.
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
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sperm doesn't mix with malibu too well
he got his own cum in his own eye. TWICE. how do you make that mistake again?
I'm out of vodka and money. My semester is officially over. The way I see it, my finals are just forms I need to fill out in order to leave campus.
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
Asking the homeless man what buss shelter is the warmest was not a good idea
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Well, I tried to shit into my refrigerator. It was a rough night.
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
You rubbed a frozen pizza in my face. The concerning part was that it was semi cooked from our body heat
We need a shit load of segways right now
Putting a bow on your dick doesn't make it a real present
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