Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
he invited me to an all week drinking party at his house. apparently he knows the key to my heart is booze shaped.
She knew it was going down when I had her search for "condoms" in my iPhone Maps.
I woke up at 4am on the couch with half my clothes on. And by half my clothes I mean my earrings.
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dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
I drove to my yoga class while eating a piece of bacon. Wow. I see myself in a whole new light.
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
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The extent of "getting it in" was this creepy guy sticking his finger in my bellybutton
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
She keeps comparing me to her favorite dildo and I don’t know if I’m flattered or creeped out
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