last time i saw her she was begging the broken jukebox to play lady gaga.
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
You just got cockblocked by Conan O'Brien.
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
Getting drunk in an Applebee's pray for me
Lord god protect this child
I've come to realize that I need a break from life when I just tried to use my address numbers as the cook time on the microwave
I threw up vodka and borscht. I'm done with life...I threw this up in a McDonald's bathroom btw.
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
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