so when I got there he was dressed as jesus in a recliner drinking whiskey out of the bottle watching spanish porn. Then kept shouting dont judge me or ill judge you. we didn't even go to a halloween party.
This frat boy drinking a forty and wearing a pussy patrol shirt just ran out in front of my car. I should have used less brakes.
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
Hey man, sorry I chased you around the house with a small table.
I'm sitting in my 10 am lecture drinking a flask out of a dorritos bag...I think people are starting to notice but I'm already too drunk to care
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
Yes be both agreed it was the worst sex in the history of fornication, so I asked him to sign the condom wrapper so I could frame it as a reminder to NEVER sleep with him again
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
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