he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
My professor is talking about sperm and all I can think about is my mouth
I want to get laid tonight but my sheets haven't been washed since vomiting in them on Halloween :(
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
I woke up with my name tag for work still on my shirt. It was a rough night.
Totally just railed SuperGirl for my birthday. Best Girlfriend EVER!
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
my favorite part of this morning was sitting at the gynecologist smelling like cigarettes and wearing yesterday's clothes.
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
When have you ever know me to go too far?
Besides the alcoholism, the HR issues, and getting fired from Best Buy for tackling a display?
Yeah. Besides those.
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