Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
he thought i was passed out so he proceeded to jerk off while i lay on the floor next to him
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
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Let me start this apology by saying you were the finest piece of ass I ever had.
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
This vodka tastes like I'm not going to class tomorrow.
There's an owl outside. I feel like he's hooing directly at me.
I woke up on my girls floor with a pound of muenster cheese in my shirt pocket
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if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
I think it may be easier if I stay drunk/high til the wedding. You game?
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
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