If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
I'm eating tomato paste and drinking banana juice that is expired. Can we please get groceries tonight?
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
The good news is the house is clean, the bad news is someone redecorated the bonus room by spray painting "free willy" on the wall in honor of the girl who passed out in there last night.
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
My general physician told me i have the emotional capacity of a 2 year old, While he refilled my xanax prescription. That's service!
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
Glass of stolen champagne in a to go cup = tastiest hangover cure ever
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
If you need me I'll be in the hospital involving super glue and fake eyelashes.
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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