i'm lost and i look like a hooker
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
I'm out of vodka and money. My semester is officially over. The way I see it, my finals are just forms I need to fill out in order to leave campus.
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
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I'm glad the dog doesn't judge me for doing leftover lines and watching George of the Jungle at 10 am
I just saw a dude sitting IN a bush, weeping and playing a harmonica. I hope your day is going better than his.
do you remember showing me a picture of your husbands penis last night?
yea! the mushroom one. i would only show you.
Aaaaand now he just flexed his muscles at me and said "I'm a fucking eagle!"
I wish I got like a congrats basket for being a responsible sexually active member of society complete with condoms, tissues and lollipops.
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Him naked in my bed with a bottle of vodka in one hand, a pipe in the other, and a rose in his mouth.
I may watch porn and eat a baked potato covered in chili in bed
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
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