check it out our google latitudes are spooning
We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.
Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.
I'm sorry I didn't make it out, I got distracted by sparkley boobies.
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
i think i scared a bird with my dick
Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
I'm afraid to text her because most of the time she just replies with "cockblock."
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
He told me I handled myself pretty well considering how drunk I was. He failed to realize that the lollipop I had was one I found on the ground a few minutes before hand.
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
Vibrator fell off the top of the dresser and hit me. This might be the most embarrassing black eye incident ever
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
Why the fuck are you playing with legos?
Why the fuck are you questioning me?
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