check it out our google latitudes are spooning
all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
he was so drunk he doesn't remember anything. I have to break up with him all over again
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
Thanks for the ave Maria song you left on my phone that lasted for TEN minutes.
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
I created another version of Halloween, it's called swalloween, whatever girl in a slutty costume you bring home has to swallow or forever be known as the holiday grinch
He's high as balls tripping balls and doing a reenactment of the scene where Buzz jumps off the balcony and can't fly to his soundtrack of Toy Story.
Your roommate from freshman year just had a baby. I think you're winning. Hooray for fifth year seniors!
Just fucked up my mustache shaving, gonna have to take it off because now it makes me look like a pedophile
FYI your old mustache made you look like a pedophile
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
I was just in the bathroom and some guy yelled all hail the king... i cant go anywhere without getting recognized anymore.
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