Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
throwing condoms aimed at his crotch probably isn't the politest way to ask for sex
I woke up with my keys safelty pinned to my thong. It's gonna be a great day.
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
They wouldn't let me go to sleep at the police station while I was waiting to bail u out. YOU OWE ME
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
WHY DOES HE HAVE TO CALL WHEN I'M MASTURBATING?! This time I'm really pissed. It's like he knows he's depriving me of orgasms.
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
I’ve cut back on drinking and now my body can’t fight off all the bad germs without the alcohol. That’s why I keep getting sick
I'll talk to you in a minute. Gotta put my peacocks away
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