There is NOTHING better than watching a child being chased by an ostrich.
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
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I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
you had me at cake vodka
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
Look. If you're going to be my girlfriend you need to be down with me licking BBQ off your face infront of kids.
The bar tenders gave me the number for a "taxi"... It's just a dude with a van. In retrospect, pretty sketchy. Robert was cool though.
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YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
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