did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
I puked while I was brushing my teeth this morning and had to get a new tbrush
Ew, did you brush them again?
Yeah but i puked on the new one and decided to give up...failure
Katie is reenacting me jizzing in her eye via emoticons...
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
Apparently mid blow job I started crying telling her how "Wonderful this blow job is"
lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
5th glass of wine. There's pictures of Jesus everywhere. It's like you're constantly reminded of your sins here.
He told me he wants to eat me out all day while I lay in bed watching football. Seems like a solid foundation for a relationship to me.
Is there a reason there's a dick print on my seventh-story window?
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
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