Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
In retrospect, pretending to punch a 9 year old girl in the face was a terrible analogy to use in a piano lesson.
And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
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so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
I was wondering how I got the burn marks on my boobs and then I remembered....
The baked potato bra?
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It's hard to talk dirty with a mouth full of peanut butter
You weren't stupid you just made an ass of yourself. It's called a birthday party. That's code for night of regrets.
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
I was trying to type "I just want you naked" and it put "I just want you baked"
I told him to take his man panties off and take the fucking Jaeger bomb already, so no to a 2nd date
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
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