If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
oh my god i just remembered the cat blow jobs.
Precisely. She's an awesome drinking companion; yet, not so awesome mother-in-law material.
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
I cannot describe the pre-ejaculative horrors thru the medium of text messaging
I've found my spirit animal. I'm a Snapple bottle. If you take my top off I'll tell you a fact about science.
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
Asking for a friend: is it frowned upon to eat pizza while you materbate or does it just mean you are fantastic at multitasking?
You said, "I'll have this whole island inside of you by 6 AM. Just point out who you want and I'll make it happen."
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
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