It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
Theres a random in my bed. Omg but at least he's a law student?
well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
I'm at a Rock of Love themed party. New high? New low? I can't tell.
Wait. Scratch that. It's not themed. These girls are just sluts.
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you know that hot chick that stutters? talk about an awkward orgasm
like literally i think i'm sweating out semen right now
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
i totally just wrapped her wedding gift in tin foil. These are the skills 2 bachelor's degrees have given me.
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Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
I'm beer bonging chocolate fondue. That's how my Valentines Day is going.
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
Never let the horse trainer ride you, always ride the horse trainer. I have huge bruises on my thighs from his hip bones. That's how hard he rode me
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