so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
It looks like a tornado ripped through our living room and scattered clothes everywhere.
Count the bras. It was a category 3 whorenado ... I convinced the lesbians to come back to the apartment for a bottle of wine.
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
I made out with an Italian cab driver. Not cool. Help. Good news he will drive us anywhere we want to go as long as you cook food?!?!?! I want to melt into the pavement.
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
I just dried my bra with your hair straightener because the drier is broken again.
I need to stop getting high and watching documentaries. Wanna go to Japan with me and protest the mass genocide of dolphins?
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
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