did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
What do ugly girls do when they get too drunk at parties. They can't pull the whole "sorry i passed out on your couch but i'm hot so it doesn't matter "card
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
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