That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
I woke up covered in my own vomit with a pocket full of napkins. I guess I knew I would need them, but was not coherent enough to use them before passing out.
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
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okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
It's 1pm, she's in the shower, I don't have the guts tell her I wasn't her blind date. Someone got stood up.
It might be whiskey, but I view Marge and Homer Simpson as something to strive for
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Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
Glass of stolen champagne in a to go cup = tastiest hangover cure ever
He stole my heart. I stole his identity.
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
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