Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
It's always a surprise to see what songs I shazamed and downloaded last night while we were drunk at the bar.
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I've never seen so many strippers at a funeral...
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
Passive mediator is your role in this relationship. My role is dick punching arsonist
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
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When the cab driver starts laughing its a good indication of the standard of girls you are bringing home
I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
I mean, the night I fell out of that bus I made you pour vodka onto my wound to clean it, then duct taped a paper towel to my hand and kept drinking.
I got so high that I ate a protein bar while in the shower. I then proceeded to leave half the protein bar and the wrapper on the ledge in my shower. Haha oh well.
I bought the restaurant a boat airhorn to wake up sleeping employees.
I love you
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
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