In the future we'll all be gay
All I remember was the chick screaming "don't hookup with him! His dick's the size of a cucumber"
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
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It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
I don't know whether to call the hospital or call the prison first.
A part of me realizes this is a bad time to text. But I override it with my awesomeness
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
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No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you don’t have to recycle anymore 😂💀
I woke up with leftover chocolate syrup on my nipples. WTF happened last night??
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
You’ve seen my tits of course he broke his wedding vows
Come on in and take your pants off
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