btw ... thanks for not giving me up as the craigslist killer
i owe you one
thanks for snagging those panties for me
My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
Talking to this girl is like playing minesweeper on hard. There's red flags everywhere.
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
walk of shame into the pharmacy with a busted up chin and laughing the lady at the counter rolled her eyes at me when I asked for the morning after pill.
Sober me does NOT approve of what went on in my pants last night.
I'm sorry I came to your house drunk and fed pizza to your dog.
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
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