I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
Just smoked a bowl with the exterminator. I think my day is more productive.
he stopped making out with me and said "can I make you grilled cheese? I feel like I owe YOU something"
She gives me Chlamydia and somehow I'm still the asshole
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
I don’t know what's weirder; the fact that I weigh more with an erection..or the fact that I actually weighed myself with an erection...
He came over hammered at four in the morning with roses trying to get me back when my new fling opened the door he just stood there crying for 40mins even after we closed the door
Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat dat dat dat dat ~uterus contraction~
just woke up on a lounge chair wearing a durag and holding burrito wrappers in my hands
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
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