you know your drunk when 7 soccer players cant catch up to a tranny in high heels who just stole your wallet
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
you washed your face with toilet water last night.. i tried to stop you but you wouldn't have it.
He threw a goldfish cracker into my toilet and then proceeded to laugh for 32 minutes. I timed it.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
the clerk said it was the first time she had ever seen someone walk in the next day to return the tux still wearing the tux
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
Washing vom off hardwood, so much easier than carpet. Thank you adulthood!
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
don't worry i won't let him get attached. I put on my Hulk onesie after sex and yelled I SMASHED YOU. never seen a guy looked so confused.
I found out my butt plug has a metal core at the airport security checkpoint...
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
so I think we need to change lawn care services...the guy woke me up by the pool while I was naked...told me he already picked up all the beer cans for us and gave me his number for the next time we party...
How do I say “I have great tits” without it sounding awful
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