she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
I think thanksgiving was created so we could all be thankful that we're still alive after the night before.
the clerk said it was the first time she had ever seen someone walk in the next day to return the tux still wearing the tux
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
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If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
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Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
Turns out I sent a dick pic to my sister's ex. Grindr is the devil's eharmony.
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
Nothing more awkward that being butt ass naked in a guys bed and his ex wife shows up with his kid....