the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
You are beautiful! I got thrown out of a bar tonight for throwing my shoe. It was at my sister, I don't know why they were mad. I know her.
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
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i've been hiding in the laundry chute for like thirty minutes from her. not my manliest moment. but dude this is awesome
I woke up on his couch and my bra was flung across the floor and filled with animal crackers
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
I asked her if she could eat some Doritos so when we made out it would taste awesome
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
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He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
I took multi-tasking to a new level. I just ate a plate of nachos off my lap while driving to the bar. And I barely got any on me.
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
We have an albino peacock in our apartment. It's beautiful.
Scratch it being beautiful, bitch just stole my McDonalds. Call animal control.
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
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