So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
What the hell did I do to get youtube to recommend a video for me called "how to increase your chances of getting pregnant"?
my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
Been considering the feasibility of adopting a kangaroo. Yes I'm very serious. And yes I'm very high.
can you call in chlamydia to work? like if the antibiotics they gave you for it are giving you the shits...
it was either that or behind a dumpster, and i am way too pretty to pee behind a dumpster
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
I dont think getting to 3rd base with a girl you barely know is the type of memory they had in mind when they named the park "memorial park"
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
Add caroling to the list of things we need to do in an elevator
I'm never going out with the ashleys again. it was whoreible. terrifyingly whoreible.
he just fucked me for my cheese.
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
Howd last night go?
well he stumbled in my parents door drunk and then asked my mom if she was my grandma. Id say as far as first impressions go, he failed miserably
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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