Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
I'll have you know...trying to masturbate while a song about jesus is stuck in your head is next to impossible
i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
i am not allowed to pick the men i sleep with anymore
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
You kept saying,"there's a seahorse in my stomach, who's trying escape". This was after the curtains attacked you.
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
He passed out before we could have sex. I had no choice but to use his boner to hold my onion rings.
WTF. I was 99% sure I went straight home last night. I just woke up hugging a chair, and my tux pocket has a flask filled with what I think is red bull and gatorade. This has to be your doing.
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
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