Who wears a wallet chain?!
Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
i just funneled a beer through a mask n snorkel.. can you check that off my bucket list..
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
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Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
Aqua-barf. When you are about to puke in the toilet but pass out face first instead...and then puke. WITH YOUR FACE IN THE BOWL. There is no escaping the puke ring you have on your face. I know first hand.
Fuck you, jack daniels. I feel like satan laid an egg in my brain.
We found you facedown on his couch in a pile of cheerios, with only one shoe on. Dude you said you were staying in last night.
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
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I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
I'm more heavily invested in that tequila than you are
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
I've only fucked to 2 Fleetwood Mac songs, that must be why my life feels so empty.
my underwear is inside out , I have a giant hickie. I'm wearing last nights makeup. this is going to be the best day at work ever
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