Cab driver just said he likes mutual masturbation in the cab. Um
This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
She introduced herself and then asked "have you ever fucked a girl with a cast?"
my mom just found my flavored lube in the basement. she gave me a lecture about how "giving head is degrading" omg i feel sooooo bad for my dad
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
I just used a baby fork as a roach clip. I am totally the cool aunt.
Me, him and the recently stolen carpet walked down the road and into the strip club. We had to check the carpet with our coats, it didn't mind missing out too much, later the door guy at Subway held carpet during late night sandwich selection.
I SHOULD NOT BE HAVING AN EXISTENTIAL CRISIS OVER PIZZA
What procrastination leads to: I have submitted a third of my job applications this week with a BAC that would get me arrested
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
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