I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
Desperate + desperate does not equal a fun night.
using my metrocard to split lines. it says optimism on the back. i am optimistic that you will appear at my door and help me finish all these drugs.
if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
Your my favorite hello and hardest goodbye.
And I especially mean that last part, half the time you pass out somewhere and it is impossible to get you to leave.
Too lazy to get out of my bed thats 2 feet away from you. Are you sure youre alright?
By the way, we're gonna have to get a new rug for the livingroom i kinda started ours on fire...
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
Last night I was just holding this kitten up to my face for like ten minutes telling it that it couldn't be real
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
I also farted in bed this morning and said, "I don't even care. My body deserves that."
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
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