that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
CORAL IS FAR MORE RED THAN HER LIPS RED
Oh god you're Sonnet 130 drunk, aren't you.
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
He described his sex dream about me using only emojis
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
The condoms have been found. I repeat: THE CONDOMS HAVE BEEN FOUND. he isn't a collector!!!
I'm glad that we laid to rest the suspicion that he was keeping them in a scrapbook. yayy
I told my parents how nice the girl at the frogurt store was. I neglected to mention that I nearly lost my virginity to her via foursome.
My professor congratulated me on turning my assignment in early. I didn't have the heart to tell him I only passed it in early cause my sex plans got canceled for the night.
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