batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
i just overheard a girl at the next table saying she gave up sex for lent
don't you ever do that...
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
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It was awkward being the only one at the wedding who knows that the bride and groom met when she gave him a lap dance at a strip club
Decided against hooking up with creepy stalker guy for a ride to work. I feel I've earned a few self respect points back.
I can't say "baby i'm to high to talk to you" in Starbucks.
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
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Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
I was desperate and wasn't about to let my cereal get soggy so I ate it on the toilet. Don't let me repeat last night.
He came over and fucked me while my conference call was on mute. Working from home is the best.
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
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