people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
she hid the dish soap because she was afraid someone would confuse it with the margaritas and drink it instead. her reasoning was "theyre both soo pink...i cant tell them apart"
Went to a wedding reception last night, came home with a Christmas tree and the rest of the keg
It's funny because every time I go up and down the stairs it's an adventure. A A DRUNK ADVENTURE. PS I ALREADY THREW UP WTF
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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