i miss vodka and anonymity. college is so rich in both. in college we are a many armed creature, lubricated with beer and sex.
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
Drunk off five beers on a Tuesday. I'm not sure which part of that statement is more sad
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
There are some sad choices of men in the ER. That one was missing teeth. Not the place to find a husband.
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
I can’t believe I made out with a flat earther and didn’t know about it until now!
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
Too high to wash a dish but just high enough for a kitchen fire
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