Why do I always have sex on the first date when I know it demotes me to booty call girl?
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
I just threw up over a bridge. I didn't even know there was a bridge in this town. Vodka is like a transportation device.
Her Grandmother felt me up AND paid for dinner. If she doesn't get her shit together I'm gonna be her Step Grandfather.
As part of the off-hours team building exercises, I had my new coworkers figure out to push me back to the hotel from the nearby bars in a shopping cart every night for a week.
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
How do I say "I still wanna hook up w you but I don't wanna see your penis via text ever again" through a snapchat
Didn't you used to babysit him?
18 years ago I helped him into his clothes. Today he helped me out of mine.
I need a hoe opinion
go on
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
I do have a moral compass! I can’t help it if it only points at penises
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