butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
I got so drunk I pissed the bed last night. He still likes me. He's a keeper
He is a keeper. You on the other hand are not.
i had the deer in headlights look when she walked in and i was digging in her hamper
He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
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like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
So I'm probably the first guy in history to tap out of a blowjob.
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
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You kept challenging people to a cartwheel contest...when someone finally agreed, you cartwheeled into some chicks face, then tried to propose to her as an apology. Fyi, she said no
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
Judge me all you want, but while you are stuck at home eating Ramen and tap water, I will be dining with some guy who, although might be the same age as my father, is filthy rich.
Straight up asked lady in a lime green jumpsuit how to make your ass clap. That thing wiggled more beautifully than ocean waves at sunset
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
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