Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
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I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
All I remember is lecturing my dog about how she's a lucky bitch to have a structured eating and shitting schedule.
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
So I dropped $130 while buying shots for an army ranger, got my fake taken, almost went to jail, and came out of my black out when I was talking to the cops with a stolen detour sign in my hands.
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It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
Is it weird that I Facebook creep hot people from their credit card receipts?
Being single for so long makes me fucking creepy.
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
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