I can text with my tongue
apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
He told me he could read braille... with his tongue. So I took him home. I don't think he was lying
birth control should be required to get into college
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Dude before you bang that chick preheat the oven to 425 I wanna make a pizza for afties
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
Had a booty call cancel on me tonight. Said he hurt his back. So this is what single and 30-something is like. Suck.
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
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Just left a strip club where they let me on stage to teach them tricks. Time of my life!
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
Soon to be ex is nowhere to be found. Her attorney/new BF just showed up. 30 minutes late looking hungover. Pretty sure I'm getting the kids AND the house!
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