He looks too sensitive, like he's going to write me a poem and cry after the first time we have sex.
he was in the bathroom singing "will it floooaaat?? will it floooaaat?!" turns out that's a deal breaker for me.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
just start off by saying "hey, i cockblocked my friend last night and need to make it up to him, could you help?"
I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
google maps should a have a setting for this. like I AM ABANDONING EVERYTHING TO MEET A GIRL WHO IS 10 HOURS OF MILES AWAY. HOW DO WE DO THIS OPTIMALLY?
I'll always remember 2012 as the year I hooked up with countless girls who had the sides of their heads shaved.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
"I made out with someone too, but then he tried to fuck and I played dead"
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
I would use the term shit faced but I'm too polite for that
LIKE ALL I WANT TO CURE MY HANGOVER IS PORKROLL AND LIKE 85% OF THIS COUNTRY DOESN'T KNOW WHAT IT IS
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
Dear god my vagina.
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