dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
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Theres a picture of you standing next to a John Wayne cardboard cutout that says dont drink and drive. your buddy is shirtless holding a beer and youre holding your keys up with marker on your face.
We got kicked out after you decided to chase your shot using the soda gun behind the bar.
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
Yo, I can't just ask my mom where she relocated my vibrator to, can I?
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
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Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
there was a goddamn geisha at house. my dick feels more cultured.
i woke up in a bed of pop tarts
Banging to Billy Joel pandora is like russian roulette. But I made him cum to Let It Be so I we both walked away victors
You grabbed my shirt and said, "hope you're not attached" and ripped it off before I could answer you.
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
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