Gonna get hammered and start online dating men in prison. But... only the ones who get out within two years.
Girl's gotta have her standards.
I think im pregnant
I think you have the wrong number
Ask me how many people I've slept with. Because its changed since I last saw you.
I saw you 20 MINUTES AGO. You need to stop this.
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
Already at the river; already getting fucked up. And yes that semicolon is legit because those are congruent statemests
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
Death by dick. An honorable death. Put a picture of his dick in the photo collage at my funeral.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
I'm a terrible person when I drink. I went from fine to not making any sense and yelling about cheese in like 30 seconds.
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
Randomize