Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
I just found a dead bug in my nose. if that's the worst thing up there im considdering myself lucky.
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
how do flat chested girls get laid?
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
I had to download the flashlight app so I could finish taking a dump when the power went out.
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
What's sign language for "you may not be the father?" Kinda important right now.
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
He sent me a blank text message. That's a booty call waiting to happen
All I know is I was bleeding, she was bleeding, we stole someone's Lucky Charms, and then I made you guys order a pizza
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
Is there an "I fucked your brother" emoji?
I swear to God...this day is one great big who's who in the land of fucked uppedness.
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