ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
I just wanted to yell " i am not a shake weight!!"
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Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
My penis just literally said "Yaaaaaay!!!" It's the first time it's spoken out loud. Before this we could only communicate through rudimentary sign language
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
I wish buying curtains was as easy as buying drugs. I already KNOW what I want and what the outcome will be: awesome.
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I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
I just quoted part of the Pokemon theme song in a sext... And it worked
I supernannyed him into submission
Let's just grow old together and be the crazy ladies that sit on the park bench, drinking booze from flasks and loudly talk about people who walk by.
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