i have to start hiding my credit card when i drink i woke up this morning with 4 emails from Farmville telling me i spent over $800 on coins last night
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
Just think about how many life skills I lack. Cooking... Driving... Sobriety...
No, no, no. Fuck you. I took a glass blowing class solely to learn how to make that bong. You shattered it and my dreams in a matter of five seconds.
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
Vodka drinking games. Where you wake up next to a douche lord and see your thong in the blinds.
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
All I know is that I woke up with glitter all over me and blood on my shoes. It wasn't my blood.
Nothing like putting a Percocet up your nose because you spent your night drinking heavily and can't drink water to make you heavily reconsider your life choices
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
you know you're sexually deprived when you're holding a warm taquito in your hand and your vagina starts to tingle
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