I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
Road construction signs are deceptively heavy
Trial is expected to last a fucking week if I get chosen.
To be fair, you are the kind of person I want to be on the jury when I inevitably end up in front of one.
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
If you're ever desperate for a guy's #, ask him to call your lost cell phone so you can find it. Some genius used that on me last night. FML
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
I'm not sorry for loving America more than everyone else
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
Getting blackout drunk infront of my family was never on my bucket list, but now that I've done it I'm cool with it.
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?
Nah.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE
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