Get your hand out of your ass!
how did you know my hand was in my ass? Guess where my other hand is..?
In your belly button
New invention idea: vibrating tampons
Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
Dude they even gave me free lube for being tested! Best. Hiv test. EVER.
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
They were scared I was going to get lost last night so they dressed me up as Waldo so someone would always find me.
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
You know your acid trip is going well when the orange you're eating gives you a life lesson
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
its like my accent is a device for a 100% chance of sex every time i leave the apartment. i love being english in this country.
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
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