do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
There could not be a more unattractive person. She just told me her period was so bad that she got sick. I think my penis retracted and killed himself
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
You kept saying thank you to the automatic toilet as it flushed your puke.
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
I'll send you the picture of you double fisting vodka bottles, grinding one guy and making out with another... Every girl wanted to be you.. You make me so proud!
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
She face-timed me on the toilet. My dick is never going to recover from that.
Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
I left the bar I'm on a bench across from the bowling alley taking a nap please come get me. I've had three lollipops.
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
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