when you close your eyes do you see, that mystical creature will be me.
who is this?
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
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you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
Just to circumvent as much mood-killing as possible, you are allowed a small amount of laughter at my pubic hair. Too much and I revoke your vagina privileges until you can get your shit together.
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
Why was I drunk tweeting incorrect Beyonce lyrics last night?
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Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
Watching a bear prancing around in a tiara is worth a loss of bar time.
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
I have the WORST hangover. Pretty sure my liver fell out while taking a dump. THAT bad.
There's a kitten on my face and I'm druuuunk
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